Just when you think you've passed the last pothole on the road of sound judgment and logic, out pops flamboyant gay "celebrity" blogger Perez Hilton and trashes the suspension on your SUV. I know I've sounded off on this before, but the events of the last week have just taken my breath away. So here I go again.
You may have seen what I'm talking about. The Miss USA pageant. Or maybe you missed it. Doesn't matter. I don't follow beauty pageants generally by virtue of the fact that they smack of meat-market sexism that rivals such deeply intellectual fare as "the Batchelor" and "Wife Swap" on the substance-o-meter. What piqued my interested in this one was the set-up question that Hilton intentionally dropped in the lap of Miss California, Carrie Prejean.
Hilton, aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr. (his real name), openly stated that he set up the unwitting beauty contestant to have a national forum to bring this issue to the forefront. In other words, he hijacked this contest... which has NOTHING whatsoever to do with gay rights or gay marriage, to advance his own selfish agenda, and bring it before a "national audience." And Hilton personally has no moral or ethical problem doing so. You see, for gay rights activists, there is nothing that could be possibly unethical in advancing their "cause." There is no act too brazen, no lie too bold, no fraud too despicable, no sleaze too slimy. There are simply no holds barred in their quest to advance their agenda. Apparently, boundaries, ethics, constraint, diplomacy, etc. are for the OTHER side. Not them. After all, the end justifies the means, right? Those who oppose gay marriage dare not step out of line... or else. But PROPONENTS? Anything goes. The hypocrisy here is stunning and unbelievable. And completely unacceptable to us as a nation.
And as far as this loaded question goes, there was obviously no acceptable answer but one. In a stunningly brazen move, this inappropriate question was asked, with the prior approval of pageant organizer Lewis (who is also gay), deliberately to throw the contest the way Hilton and his conspirators wanted it to go, knowing that Prejean was a Christian, as well as to steal the spotlight from those who rightfully earned it... to HIM... and the cause he embraces so passionately. For Hilton, the entire pageant was simply a convenient vehicle to roughly shove aside the relevant purpose of the pageant to openly advance gay marriage... with some annoying girls thrown in for looks... pun intended. What was really revealing were the CHEERS from the audience that accompanied Prejean's statement... which Hilton then LIED about on Larry King and tried lamely to pretend that they were actually "boos."
Hilton sunk to an all-time head-scratching low when asked why he asked such a loaded question in such in inappropriate forum... his answer? "I thought it was relevant." Huh? At a beauty pageant? Hilton went on to explain that in HIS view, Miss USA should "represent ALL of us." Apparently, there is no room for conviction in Hilton's world, if it disagrees with his. One must honestly ask why Hilton himself isn't willing to take his own advice, reel in his invective, and be content to respect the "ALL of us" who disagree with HIM and his precious "cause"?
Prejean noted, quite correctly it seems, that the honest belief she shared (which is what Hilton asked, after all), cost her the Miss USA crown. And you'd have to be inhabiting the basement apartment under the closest rock not to agree. What was even more jaw-dropping was the fact that the pageant organizer agreed with Hilton that Prejean should not have been crowned Miss USA, based solely on her beliefs on gay marriage. WHAT???!!! So much for objectivity and fairness. Apparently, the Miss USA Pageant has jettisoned the "beauty" part for the sake of only naming someone who was supportive of the organizer's gay agenda. What's wrong with this picture? We have arrived at the ultimate precipice of absurdity... where a beauty pageant's beauty, grace, poise, and intelligence are disregarded, honest well-thought-out, well-expressed opinion is discouraged, and shallow, politically-correct pandoring pablum is exalted as the ultimate goal for the optimal "Miss USA."
The comically ridiculous part of all this came in an interview that Hilton gave on Larry King, wherein he stated that by honestly stating her beliefs (which statistically a vast majority of the population share, by the way), that she was being "divisive," and that she somehow wasn't "MY Miss USA," representing "the rest of America," such as "gays and lesbians and their families." That's funny. I somehow didn't realize that gays and lesbians represented "America." Apparently Hilton has never read a poll before, nor did he pay much attention to the statistics behind the decisive victory of Prop 8 in California... one of the most gay-friendly states in the nation. Nor has he paid attention to the myriad of national polls that have been conducted that have clearly outlined just exactly who the majority is on this issue. Poor dear. He probably doesn't realize that gays comprise a tiny minority in this country... and a minority whose public image is deteriorating at warp speed for just such antics as Hilton has displayed here.
The end result of this mess is that Hilton obtained far more exposure than he (or his cause) deserves, and a qualified, beautiful, courageous young woman was denied a crown that she most assuredly deserved... all because she had the strength, courage, and moral conviction to answer a set-up question honestly and with conviction. God bless her.
Fortunately, the majority in this country can see this ham-fisted, openly biased morality-bashing for what it was, and quietly acknowledge Carrie Prejean as the REAL Miss USA this year.
And the only real LOSER here.. is Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., and the other morally and ethically bankrupt screeching, whining coalition of homosexuals and lesbians who insist that lying, fraud, dishonestly, and deception are justifiable strategies for forcing their views on a majority who have clearly rejected them. We can only hope that NAMBLA isn't waiting in the wings, studying the gay rights playbook, and planning their own campaign.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
"And They Shall Hear My Voice"
The following is the text of a talk that I gave in Sacrament Meeting two Sundays ago.
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As you may or may not have picked up from the wonderful talks given so far, our topic this morning is 3 Nephi 11, 12, and 13, which centers on the Savior’s visit to the Americas after His crucifixion and resurrection in the Old World.
Since we were given such broad latitude on this assignment, I decided to read through 3 Nephi 11, 12, and 13 and stop whenever I arrived at a passage that spoke to me. I started reading in Chapter 11, and made it all the way to the 1st verse before I stopped… so let me take a few minutes and just share some random musings on the next couple of verses.
Here’s the setting as we begin Chapter 11… months had passed since the three days of darkness had dispersed and the people were gathered at the temple in Bountiful. The Savior had just spent 40 days teaching his Eastern Apostles the mysteries of the Kingdom. There were 2,500 men, women, and children present, (3 Ne 17:25) and they were gathered together as families, (3 Ne 19:1) which indicates that this was probably a conference of the Church called by Nephi III.
“And now it came to pass that there were a great multitude gathered together, of the people of Nephi, round about the temple which was in the land Bountiful; and they were marveling and wondering one with another, and were showing one to another the great and marvelous change which had taken place.” (3 Ne 11:1)
The fact that they were marveling and showing each other the changes that had taken place suggests that many of them had come from a considerable distance… to get an idea of why they might be “marveling,” imagine that the entire Eastern seaboard had suddenly changed, literally, overnight. Mountains now stood over in the general direction of Orange. All the familiar landmarks that you are familiar with… gone. Hills that you remembered playing on as kids… are now hollows… and vice versa.
In the middle of these hushed conversations, they all heard a voice… but it was different than anything they had ever experienced before.
“And it came to pass that while they were thus conversing one with another, they heard a voice as if it came out of heaven;”
It’s interesting that in both this and another account of Nephites hearing a voice from heaven, the writers draw attention to this… that the voice was “as if it came out of heaven,” and from Helaman, “from above the darkness.” You can imagine how this might have been odd to them… loudspeakers hadn’t quite been invented yet... they really had no concept of voices being heard from anywhere but someone on the ground… so the direction from whence the voice came was significant them… so significant that they felt compelled to take note of it.
“And they cast their eyes round about, for they understood not the voice which they heard;”
Growing older has helped me understand this to a degree that I don’t think I could have in my younger days… I’ve noticed that my hearing is starting to go… I have difficulty hearing normal conversations now, and a lot of the time I’m aware that someone is talking… I can hear the sound… but sometimes I can’t make out the words. The only way I can understand them is to focus my attention, listen more intently, and really concentrate to make out what is being said… even in quiet conversations. This is what the Nephites seemed to be experiencing.
Nephi describes the unique characteristics of this voice…
“And it was not a harsh voice, neither was it a loud voice; nevertheless, and notwithstanding it being a small voice it did pierce them that did hear to the center, insomuch that there was no part of their frame that it did not cause to quake; yea, it did pierce them to the very soul, and did cause their hearts to burn.” (3 Ne 11:3)
Elijah described the voice of the Lord in a very similar way;
“And [the Lord] said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the Lord. And, behold, the Lord passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the Lord; but the Lord was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the Lord was not in the earthquake: And after the earthquake a fire; but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice. And it was so, when Elijah heard it, that he wrapped his face in his mantle, and went out, and stood in the entering in of the cave. And, behold, there came a voice unto him, and said, ‘What doest thou here, Elijah?’” (1 Kings 19:11-13)
Nephi’s experience with the voice of God in the land Bountiful had happened before in the Book of Mormon as well. Earlier in the Book of Mormon, in Helaman, Helaman’s son Nephi and Lehi had been thrown into prison by the Lamanites, and starved “many days,” until the Lamanites actually showed up to kill them. Do you remember what happened? Talk about the ultimate in Special Effects. Industrial Light and Magic has nothing on the Lord.
Nephi and Lehi stood up, probably resigned to their pending execution, but instead were “encircled about by fire.” THEY didn’t know this was going to happen… they were as surprised and freaked out about it as the Lamanites were… until they realized that even though they were encircled about by fire, they weren’t being burned;
“And when they saw that they were encircled about with a pillar of fire, and that it burned them not, their hearts did take courage.” (Hel 5:20)
I love how understated the scriptures are. If that had been me, it would have said, “and the terror-stricken apoplectic seizure that he was experiencing diminished slightly.”
When it dawned on them that this was the work of God on their behalf, Lehi and Nephi then stood tall and told the Lamanites that what they had witnessed was of God… Now… not to be too irreverent, but can you imagine someone on the other side of these manifestations, in some “divine control booth,” chuckling and saying “you think THAT’S awesome.. watch THIS. Cue the earthquake.”
Sure enough… as soon as they uttered those words, as if to add a divine exclamation point, the walls shook… without falling down. Cue the darkness.
Darkness then descends upon them, and they are overcome with an “awful, solemn fear.” I would imagine most of us who have lived very long have had instances in our lives where that “awful, solemn fear” has rested on us. The Lord certainly knows how to get your attention when He really wants to, doesn’t he?
Then comes the part that I wanted to touch on…
“And it came to pass that there came a voice as if it were above the cloud of darkness…” (Hel 5:29)
Now… pay close attention to how Nephi and Lehi describe this voice, and see if it is anything similar to what the latter Nephi wrote:
“And it came to pass when they heard this voice, and beheld that it was not a voice of thunder, neither was it a voice of a great tumultuous noise, but behold, it was a still voice of perfect mildness, as if it had been a whisper, and it did pierce even to the very soul—
And notwithstanding the mildness of the voice, behold the earth shook exceedingly, and the walls of the prison trembled again, as if it were about to tumble to the earth; and behold the cloud of darkness, which had overshadowed them, did not disperse— “ (Hel 5:30,31)
In both of these accounts… the writer is fascinated by how “still” and “mild” the voice was… “as if it had been a whisper”… while at the same time marveling how it caused them to quake and tremble to the very core, and that it “pierced them to their very soul.”
Why was this so significant to them? In the day these incidents occurred, the only method available to communicate to more than a few people was to shout… to be loud. The only way to hear a whisper was to be standing next to someone… surround sound and PA systems had not quite been invented yet… therefore it is no small surprise that the stillness of the voice would astound them.
Even in our day, the movies and media have largely portrayed God has having a LOUD, booming voice… like the Ten Commandments, or even Bill Cosby’s routine on Noah… yet the real voice of God is “as if it had been a whisper.”
Three times the unintelligible voice was heard by those at the Bountiful Temple… and listen to what it took to understand the voice…
“And again the third time they did hear the voice, and did open their ears to hear it; and their eyes were towards the sound thereof; and they did look steadfastly towards heaven, from whence the sound came. And behold, the third time they did understand the voice which they heard; and it said unto them: Behold my Beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased, in whom I have glorified my name—hear ye him.” (3 Ne 11:5-8)
This was the voice of Elohim, of which all of those gathered were a witness.
This account contains some powerful lessons for us. The Lord is profoundly skilled at bringing us to our knees when He needs to… and places us in situations where we can only flounder and fail without His help. But He is always there to help us… We are surrounded by revelation waiting for an “open ear” and for us to turn “look steadfastly unto heaven.” The Holy Ghost attempts to speak to us constantly through a multitude of means… direct revelation, the scriptures, the counsel of the prophet and the Brethren, the tender guidance of our local leaders… but many times, we don’t hear the answers that we ache for… because our spiritual ears “are not open.” And our lives, our behavior, our actions are oftentimes not “looking steadfastly towards heaven.” We need to turn up our “spiritual hearing aid”… humility.
When we do… when we open our ears… really focus, and concentrate our spiritual ears… become more humble and teachable… when we “look steadfastly unto heaven, from whence the sound comes,” by bringing our lives into alignment with the Gospel through obedience, we finally “hear” the message the Lord has for us.
And what an amazing message it is. And how many messages have we cheated ourselves out of by not “opening our ears,” and “looking steadfastly unto heaven”? And how many can we afford to miss out on? All we have to do is to turn up our spiritual hearing aid… and be where we should be, when we should be. If we really want to hear the voice of God, we need to be where He has commanded, and not be doing “something else.”
Some of us from time to time may be tempted to be somewhat lax on that last part, especially when it comes to attending, say, Stake Conference. But imagine that THIS particular conference is one that you chose to blow off. After all, you’ve been through a lot during the last couple of months. Lost your job. The farm you were working is now… a mountain. Destruction. Mayhem. Fires. Earthquakes. And then there’s the brand new lake in your front yard that wasn’t there a couple of months ago, which, now that smoke and darkness has cleared and things have calmed down a bit, looks like it desperately needs to be explored. So you take a weekend off. After all, you made it through the destruction intact, right? You must be OK in the Lord’s sight. And after all, it’s “just conference.”
Unfortunately, unbeknownst to you, this is the Conference of All Conferences… you know… the one where the Prophet stands up and calls us all to go to Missouri, or that all those in attendance have had their calling and election made sure, etc. THAT conference. And you were doing… “something else.”
Apparently, this is not only a latter-day malady, but is precisely what happened in the land of Bountiful. “An exceedingly great number” of the Saints traded the opportunity to hear the voice of Elohim… to see the Savior of the world descend out of Heaven before their eyes… and to actually meet Him face to face… touch the prints of the nails in His hands and feet… thrust their hands into His side… look into His eyes, see His face, and hear His voice… for “something else.”
Imagine the feeling after conference when you’re standing in your driveway washing off your truck, when your neighbors, who (let’s face it) you always thought were a little too “goody-two-shoes” for you, come running up to you with the news of the incredible miracles that happened at Conference; so excited that they can hardly get the words out amidst a flood of tears and joy… Oops. Wrong weekend for a Mental Health Sunday.
For those who skipped out on conference in Bountiful, the bad news was pretty obvious… they forever lost the opportunity to witness, see, and hear what those who were faithful did on that sacred day. The good news was that they had another chance, if they repented, to stand the presence of the Savior.
“And now it came to pass that when Jesus had ascended into heaven, the multitude did disperse, and every man did take his wife and his children and did return to his own home. And it was noised abroad among the people immediately, before it was yet dark, that the multitude had seen Jesus, and that he had ministered unto them, and that he would also show himself on the morrow unto the multitude. Yea, and even all the night it was noised abroad concerning Jesus; and insomuch did they send forth unto the people that there were many, yea, an exceedingly great number, did labor exceedingly all that night, that they might be on the morrow in the place where Jesus should show himself unto the multitude.” (3 Ne 19:1-3)
You know the rest of the story… they came, they witnessed unspeakable miracles, saw their little ones encircled about by fire and blessed by the Savior Himself… and heard the same gospel taught that the Apostles in the Old World had heard in the streets and synagogues of Jerusalem and in the hills of Galilee. Talk about the ultimate General Authority visit to your Conference.
The lessons embedded in this experience are many. If we want to hear the voice of God in our lives… we need to be where we should be… when we should be there… doing the things He has commanded. We need to focus our spiritual attention and “open” our spiritual ears… and “look steadfastly unto heaven”… to understand the “unspeakable things” that God is ready to share with us.
Let us not be caught being deaf, blind, and doing “something else” when the Lord is ready to reveal Himself to us, answer our prayers, give us direction, or heal our broken hearts. And if we have been, let us change now so that we may yet experience the miracles the Lord has in store for us. We can never recover the opportunities for spiritual miracles or revelation that might have been ours in the past, but we can ensure that we don’t miss out on any in the future by likening this wonderful passage to ourselves.
That is my prayer, in the name of Jesus Christ,
Amen.
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As you may or may not have picked up from the wonderful talks given so far, our topic this morning is 3 Nephi 11, 12, and 13, which centers on the Savior’s visit to the Americas after His crucifixion and resurrection in the Old World.
Since we were given such broad latitude on this assignment, I decided to read through 3 Nephi 11, 12, and 13 and stop whenever I arrived at a passage that spoke to me. I started reading in Chapter 11, and made it all the way to the 1st verse before I stopped… so let me take a few minutes and just share some random musings on the next couple of verses.
Here’s the setting as we begin Chapter 11… months had passed since the three days of darkness had dispersed and the people were gathered at the temple in Bountiful. The Savior had just spent 40 days teaching his Eastern Apostles the mysteries of the Kingdom. There were 2,500 men, women, and children present, (3 Ne 17:25) and they were gathered together as families, (3 Ne 19:1) which indicates that this was probably a conference of the Church called by Nephi III.
“And now it came to pass that there were a great multitude gathered together, of the people of Nephi, round about the temple which was in the land Bountiful; and they were marveling and wondering one with another, and were showing one to another the great and marvelous change which had taken place.” (3 Ne 11:1)
The fact that they were marveling and showing each other the changes that had taken place suggests that many of them had come from a considerable distance… to get an idea of why they might be “marveling,” imagine that the entire Eastern seaboard had suddenly changed, literally, overnight. Mountains now stood over in the general direction of Orange. All the familiar landmarks that you are familiar with… gone. Hills that you remembered playing on as kids… are now hollows… and vice versa.
In the middle of these hushed conversations, they all heard a voice… but it was different than anything they had ever experienced before.
“And it came to pass that while they were thus conversing one with another, they heard a voice as if it came out of heaven;”
It’s interesting that in both this and another account of Nephites hearing a voice from heaven, the writers draw attention to this… that the voice was “as if it came out of heaven,” and from Helaman, “from above the darkness.” You can imagine how this might have been odd to them… loudspeakers hadn’t quite been invented yet... they really had no concept of voices being heard from anywhere but someone on the ground… so the direction from whence the voice came was significant them… so significant that they felt compelled to take note of it.
“And they cast their eyes round about, for they understood not the voice which they heard;”
Growing older has helped me understand this to a degree that I don’t think I could have in my younger days… I’ve noticed that my hearing is starting to go… I have difficulty hearing normal conversations now, and a lot of the time I’m aware that someone is talking… I can hear the sound… but sometimes I can’t make out the words. The only way I can understand them is to focus my attention, listen more intently, and really concentrate to make out what is being said… even in quiet conversations. This is what the Nephites seemed to be experiencing.
Nephi describes the unique characteristics of this voice…
“And it was not a harsh voice, neither was it a loud voice; nevertheless, and notwithstanding it being a small voice it did pierce them that did hear to the center, insomuch that there was no part of their frame that it did not cause to quake; yea, it did pierce them to the very soul, and did cause their hearts to burn.” (3 Ne 11:3)
Elijah described the voice of the Lord in a very similar way;
“And [the Lord] said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the Lord. And, behold, the Lord passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the Lord; but the Lord was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the Lord was not in the earthquake: And after the earthquake a fire; but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice. And it was so, when Elijah heard it, that he wrapped his face in his mantle, and went out, and stood in the entering in of the cave. And, behold, there came a voice unto him, and said, ‘What doest thou here, Elijah?’” (1 Kings 19:11-13)
Nephi’s experience with the voice of God in the land Bountiful had happened before in the Book of Mormon as well. Earlier in the Book of Mormon, in Helaman, Helaman’s son Nephi and Lehi had been thrown into prison by the Lamanites, and starved “many days,” until the Lamanites actually showed up to kill them. Do you remember what happened? Talk about the ultimate in Special Effects. Industrial Light and Magic has nothing on the Lord.
Nephi and Lehi stood up, probably resigned to their pending execution, but instead were “encircled about by fire.” THEY didn’t know this was going to happen… they were as surprised and freaked out about it as the Lamanites were… until they realized that even though they were encircled about by fire, they weren’t being burned;
“And when they saw that they were encircled about with a pillar of fire, and that it burned them not, their hearts did take courage.” (Hel 5:20)
I love how understated the scriptures are. If that had been me, it would have said, “and the terror-stricken apoplectic seizure that he was experiencing diminished slightly.”
When it dawned on them that this was the work of God on their behalf, Lehi and Nephi then stood tall and told the Lamanites that what they had witnessed was of God… Now… not to be too irreverent, but can you imagine someone on the other side of these manifestations, in some “divine control booth,” chuckling and saying “you think THAT’S awesome.. watch THIS. Cue the earthquake.”
Sure enough… as soon as they uttered those words, as if to add a divine exclamation point, the walls shook… without falling down. Cue the darkness.
Darkness then descends upon them, and they are overcome with an “awful, solemn fear.” I would imagine most of us who have lived very long have had instances in our lives where that “awful, solemn fear” has rested on us. The Lord certainly knows how to get your attention when He really wants to, doesn’t he?
Then comes the part that I wanted to touch on…
“And it came to pass that there came a voice as if it were above the cloud of darkness…” (Hel 5:29)
Now… pay close attention to how Nephi and Lehi describe this voice, and see if it is anything similar to what the latter Nephi wrote:
“And it came to pass when they heard this voice, and beheld that it was not a voice of thunder, neither was it a voice of a great tumultuous noise, but behold, it was a still voice of perfect mildness, as if it had been a whisper, and it did pierce even to the very soul—
And notwithstanding the mildness of the voice, behold the earth shook exceedingly, and the walls of the prison trembled again, as if it were about to tumble to the earth; and behold the cloud of darkness, which had overshadowed them, did not disperse— “ (Hel 5:30,31)
In both of these accounts… the writer is fascinated by how “still” and “mild” the voice was… “as if it had been a whisper”… while at the same time marveling how it caused them to quake and tremble to the very core, and that it “pierced them to their very soul.”
Why was this so significant to them? In the day these incidents occurred, the only method available to communicate to more than a few people was to shout… to be loud. The only way to hear a whisper was to be standing next to someone… surround sound and PA systems had not quite been invented yet… therefore it is no small surprise that the stillness of the voice would astound them.
Even in our day, the movies and media have largely portrayed God has having a LOUD, booming voice… like the Ten Commandments, or even Bill Cosby’s routine on Noah… yet the real voice of God is “as if it had been a whisper.”
Three times the unintelligible voice was heard by those at the Bountiful Temple… and listen to what it took to understand the voice…
“And again the third time they did hear the voice, and did open their ears to hear it; and their eyes were towards the sound thereof; and they did look steadfastly towards heaven, from whence the sound came. And behold, the third time they did understand the voice which they heard; and it said unto them: Behold my Beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased, in whom I have glorified my name—hear ye him.” (3 Ne 11:5-8)
This was the voice of Elohim, of which all of those gathered were a witness.
This account contains some powerful lessons for us. The Lord is profoundly skilled at bringing us to our knees when He needs to… and places us in situations where we can only flounder and fail without His help. But He is always there to help us… We are surrounded by revelation waiting for an “open ear” and for us to turn “look steadfastly unto heaven.” The Holy Ghost attempts to speak to us constantly through a multitude of means… direct revelation, the scriptures, the counsel of the prophet and the Brethren, the tender guidance of our local leaders… but many times, we don’t hear the answers that we ache for… because our spiritual ears “are not open.” And our lives, our behavior, our actions are oftentimes not “looking steadfastly towards heaven.” We need to turn up our “spiritual hearing aid”… humility.
When we do… when we open our ears… really focus, and concentrate our spiritual ears… become more humble and teachable… when we “look steadfastly unto heaven, from whence the sound comes,” by bringing our lives into alignment with the Gospel through obedience, we finally “hear” the message the Lord has for us.
And what an amazing message it is. And how many messages have we cheated ourselves out of by not “opening our ears,” and “looking steadfastly unto heaven”? And how many can we afford to miss out on? All we have to do is to turn up our spiritual hearing aid… and be where we should be, when we should be. If we really want to hear the voice of God, we need to be where He has commanded, and not be doing “something else.”
Some of us from time to time may be tempted to be somewhat lax on that last part, especially when it comes to attending, say, Stake Conference. But imagine that THIS particular conference is one that you chose to blow off. After all, you’ve been through a lot during the last couple of months. Lost your job. The farm you were working is now… a mountain. Destruction. Mayhem. Fires. Earthquakes. And then there’s the brand new lake in your front yard that wasn’t there a couple of months ago, which, now that smoke and darkness has cleared and things have calmed down a bit, looks like it desperately needs to be explored. So you take a weekend off. After all, you made it through the destruction intact, right? You must be OK in the Lord’s sight. And after all, it’s “just conference.”
Unfortunately, unbeknownst to you, this is the Conference of All Conferences… you know… the one where the Prophet stands up and calls us all to go to Missouri, or that all those in attendance have had their calling and election made sure, etc. THAT conference. And you were doing… “something else.”
Apparently, this is not only a latter-day malady, but is precisely what happened in the land of Bountiful. “An exceedingly great number” of the Saints traded the opportunity to hear the voice of Elohim… to see the Savior of the world descend out of Heaven before their eyes… and to actually meet Him face to face… touch the prints of the nails in His hands and feet… thrust their hands into His side… look into His eyes, see His face, and hear His voice… for “something else.”
Imagine the feeling after conference when you’re standing in your driveway washing off your truck, when your neighbors, who (let’s face it) you always thought were a little too “goody-two-shoes” for you, come running up to you with the news of the incredible miracles that happened at Conference; so excited that they can hardly get the words out amidst a flood of tears and joy… Oops. Wrong weekend for a Mental Health Sunday.
For those who skipped out on conference in Bountiful, the bad news was pretty obvious… they forever lost the opportunity to witness, see, and hear what those who were faithful did on that sacred day. The good news was that they had another chance, if they repented, to stand the presence of the Savior.
“And now it came to pass that when Jesus had ascended into heaven, the multitude did disperse, and every man did take his wife and his children and did return to his own home. And it was noised abroad among the people immediately, before it was yet dark, that the multitude had seen Jesus, and that he had ministered unto them, and that he would also show himself on the morrow unto the multitude. Yea, and even all the night it was noised abroad concerning Jesus; and insomuch did they send forth unto the people that there were many, yea, an exceedingly great number, did labor exceedingly all that night, that they might be on the morrow in the place where Jesus should show himself unto the multitude.” (3 Ne 19:1-3)
You know the rest of the story… they came, they witnessed unspeakable miracles, saw their little ones encircled about by fire and blessed by the Savior Himself… and heard the same gospel taught that the Apostles in the Old World had heard in the streets and synagogues of Jerusalem and in the hills of Galilee. Talk about the ultimate General Authority visit to your Conference.
The lessons embedded in this experience are many. If we want to hear the voice of God in our lives… we need to be where we should be… when we should be there… doing the things He has commanded. We need to focus our spiritual attention and “open” our spiritual ears… and “look steadfastly unto heaven”… to understand the “unspeakable things” that God is ready to share with us.
Let us not be caught being deaf, blind, and doing “something else” when the Lord is ready to reveal Himself to us, answer our prayers, give us direction, or heal our broken hearts. And if we have been, let us change now so that we may yet experience the miracles the Lord has in store for us. We can never recover the opportunities for spiritual miracles or revelation that might have been ours in the past, but we can ensure that we don’t miss out on any in the future by likening this wonderful passage to ourselves.
That is my prayer, in the name of Jesus Christ,
Amen.
Monday, February 23, 2009
"Be ye therefore perfect...."
The following is the talk I gave in sacrament meeting on February 22, 2009:
As you’ve learned by now, our family was asked to speak about 3 Nephi 11-13. I had the great joy of teaching the Sunday School Book of Mormon course this past year, and my testimony of the Book of Mormon was increased beyond measure. I love the Book of Mormon and how rich it is in teachings about and of the Savior. I have a feeling that the entire theme of General Conference, both April and October, could be 3 Nephi 11-13, and the sessions might just go beyond their usual time frames. Fortunately for all of you, each of us is taking only a portion of the riches to share with you today.
3 Nephi 12:48 reads as follows: “Therefore I would that ye should be perfect even as I, or your Father who is in heaven is perfect.” Okay. Piece of cake. I should probably tell you that Bro. Christopherson asked us to speak about this because he knows I *am* perfect. If you don’t believe me, ask my sweet husband or our wonderful children. Okay, I confess, I’m not REALLY perfect. Not even a little.
So why would Jesus direct us to be perfect? He didn’t say, “Try to be perfect.” He didn’t say, “Be good.” He said, “I would that ye should be perfect.” We all know that none of us will attain perfection in this life. At least not the way we usually understand the word. We commonly think the word means “unimprovable.” But that is rarely what is meant in the scriptures. As Latter-day Saints, we believe in eternal progression. My Sunday School kids will tell you that I love the use of “action” words in the Book of Mormon. We’re instructed to feast on the scriptures, to hearken to the words of Christ, to pour out our souls in mighty prayer. In my mind, the word “perfect” in the scriptures is also an action word; not a passive one. So what did Jesus mean?
In the New Testament the Greek word translated “perfect” is teleios, and I apologize to anyone here who speaks Greek and finds my pronunciation to be painful. Teleios means ripe, mature, ready, complete, whole, etc. As Stephen Robinson described, “An apple on the tree might be called teleios when it was ripe and ready to be picked, but that doesn’t mean it was an unimprovable apple. It might still have a worm in it.”
Brigham Young explained:
“We all occupy diversified stations in the world, and in the kingdom of God. Those who do right and seek the glory of the Father in heaven, whether their knowledge be little or much, or whether they can do little, or much, if they do the very best they know how, they are perfect….‘Be ye as perfect as ye can,’ for that is all we can do, though it is written, ‘Be ye perfect as your Father who is in heaven is perfect.’ To be as perfect as we possibly can, according to our knowledge, is to be just as perfect as our Father in heaven is. He cannot be any more perfect than He knows how, any more than we. When we are doing as well as we know how in the sphere and station which we occupy here, we are justified.”
Some of you may know that I am a court reporter by profession. It is my job to capture verbatim deposition testimony as well as court proceedings. I have two certifications to my name. The first I received in 1993. I had to take a test; four-voice dictation at 200 wpm, transcribed with 98-percent accuracy. The other certification came after I took a three-part test, the last of which was a two-voice dictation at 225 wpm. My family will tell you that I have told them that they are to keep those certifications active until I draw my last breath. I am not interested in taking those tests again!
In the spring of 2005, I took a job in Fresno Superior Court. I had to sign a contract stating that I would write “realtime” for any judge for whom I worked. There were about 36 judges at that time, none of whom I knew. The day before I took that job, I actually had a dream that I was giving birth. I was very anxious about having my imperfections there for all to see. Well, okay, so just some judges. But have you seen how mean judges are on TV? They call this “writing naked” for good reason. Have any of you read closed captioning on television or the movies? This is done by court reporters or captioners who are capturing extremely difficult, rapidly spoken words. I confess that I often get a chuckle at some of the mistakes that are made by the captioners. But I have great respect for these professionals, and I know that their job is really hard and many people benefit from their effort to get it as accurately as possible.
Anyway, I had that court job nearly a year and a half and loved it. Some days my writing was really good; other days it was embarrassingly bad. We had at least one judge who spoke like that guy in the old FedEx commercial years ago. I received compliments from several of the judges. They loved having the ability to read the proceedings as they were occurring. Whenever an attorney would object, the judge just had to look at his or her computer screen to review what had transpired before the objection and then make a ruling. It saved a lot of time. They had good things to say about my skill. And did I puff up with pride and accept that as my due? Of course not! Being a true LDS woman, I had a running monologue in my head that said things like, “Oh, no way. Doesn’t the judge know I’m really bad? I’m a fraud! I hope they never get to see a REAL realtime reporter’s work,” etc.
Darryl has been after me for a long time since I returned to the deposition arena, even conspiring with some of the agencies who hire me, to start accepting realtime jobs. That means I would hook up my laptop, which is already hooked up to my steno machine, to the computers of others in the proceedings. It is very daunting. But what really holds me back is that my brain has convinced me that I must be perfect in every way BEFORE I can write realtime. Will that day ever happen? Of course not. But what I learned when I was a realtime reporter in court is that my writing was better when I knew that I was not the only one seeing it before it was edited. The judge was “watching.” I can promise you that my writing was the best it has ever been. And I know that will happen again. I am in the process of preparing to be a realtime reporter again, and it scares the daylights out of me. Not because I can’t do it; intellectually, I know that I can, but because it’s going to be hard. It will require all my concentration, my willingness to accept the mistakes I will make and find better ways to write. I will have to practice. Even after 16 years as a reporter, I need to practice. Because what is the saying? “Practice makes perfect.” Now, what I really wish I had was a “sacrament” to take after each week’s work, to renew my promises to be a better reporter next week…
When I joined the Church at age 15, I was barely familiar with the Book of Mormon. I had a tender testimony that required study and learning and prayer and mighty doses of the Holy Ghost. I was blessed with phenomenal teachers and leaders who helped me to nurture my testimony. When I was 16, I received my patriarchal blessing, where I was told that I had a testimony at an early age that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is true, and that that testimony would carry me through the temptations and trials I would face. Boy, if I had been given a glimpse of what I would face over the next 30 years, I think I might have run the other way! But a regular reading of my patriarchal blessing has reminded me that the Lord DID have more than a glimpse, and He was encouraging me to hang on for the ride.
I have learned over the years that I need to continue to “practice” being a Latter-day Saint. I struggle with reading my scriptures and praying…why? Not because I don’t believe in the power of scriptures and in prayer, but because that awful monologue comes back and tries to tell me that I’m not worthy enough, I’m not good enough, the Lord doesn’t want to hear me whine again. But when I DO read the scriptures, my mind is overwhelmed with absolute certainty that these are the word of God. My heart swells with love for Heavenly Father and with a desire to be a better daughter. I realize how much I miss Him and want to be with Him forever. And sometimes when I pray in private, I feel overcome with emotion. I remember that God loves me. That He WANTS to hear from me and that He misses me too. So I realize that practice makes perfect, well, it is a divinely inspired quote. If I practice living the Gospel, I will become more perfect every day. I will never BE perfect in this life, but thankfully, the Atonement of Jesus Christ is there to help me complete the process of perfection. I just need to keep practicing. And practicing. And practicing…..
Bruce R. McConkie said:
“We begin to keep the commandments today, and we keep more of them tomorrow, and we go from grace to grace, up the steps of the ladder, and we thus improve and perfect our souls. We can become perfect in some minor things….and so degree by degree and step by step we start out on the course to perfection with the objective of becoming perfect as God our Heavenly Father is perfect, in which eventuality we become inheritors of eternal life in his kingdom.”
He also said:
“I think we ought to have hope; I think we ought to have rejoicing. We can talk about the principles of salvation and say how many there are and how people have to meet these standards. And it may thereby seem hard and difficult and beyond the capacity of mortals so to obtain. But we need not take that approach. We ought to realize that we have the same appetites and passions that all of the saints and righteous people had in the dispensations that have gone before. They were no different than we are. They overcame the flesh.”
So, no, I am not perfect. But I want to obey the Lord’s command to BE perfect, and I remembered that this morning as I partook of the sacrament; my opportunity to renew my covenants made at baptism to take upon myself the name of Christ. And I hope that this week I will be just a little better than last week. And so on.
I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
As you’ve learned by now, our family was asked to speak about 3 Nephi 11-13. I had the great joy of teaching the Sunday School Book of Mormon course this past year, and my testimony of the Book of Mormon was increased beyond measure. I love the Book of Mormon and how rich it is in teachings about and of the Savior. I have a feeling that the entire theme of General Conference, both April and October, could be 3 Nephi 11-13, and the sessions might just go beyond their usual time frames. Fortunately for all of you, each of us is taking only a portion of the riches to share with you today.
3 Nephi 12:48 reads as follows: “Therefore I would that ye should be perfect even as I, or your Father who is in heaven is perfect.” Okay. Piece of cake. I should probably tell you that Bro. Christopherson asked us to speak about this because he knows I *am* perfect. If you don’t believe me, ask my sweet husband or our wonderful children. Okay, I confess, I’m not REALLY perfect. Not even a little.
So why would Jesus direct us to be perfect? He didn’t say, “Try to be perfect.” He didn’t say, “Be good.” He said, “I would that ye should be perfect.” We all know that none of us will attain perfection in this life. At least not the way we usually understand the word. We commonly think the word means “unimprovable.” But that is rarely what is meant in the scriptures. As Latter-day Saints, we believe in eternal progression. My Sunday School kids will tell you that I love the use of “action” words in the Book of Mormon. We’re instructed to feast on the scriptures, to hearken to the words of Christ, to pour out our souls in mighty prayer. In my mind, the word “perfect” in the scriptures is also an action word; not a passive one. So what did Jesus mean?
In the New Testament the Greek word translated “perfect” is teleios, and I apologize to anyone here who speaks Greek and finds my pronunciation to be painful. Teleios means ripe, mature, ready, complete, whole, etc. As Stephen Robinson described, “An apple on the tree might be called teleios when it was ripe and ready to be picked, but that doesn’t mean it was an unimprovable apple. It might still have a worm in it.”
Brigham Young explained:
“We all occupy diversified stations in the world, and in the kingdom of God. Those who do right and seek the glory of the Father in heaven, whether their knowledge be little or much, or whether they can do little, or much, if they do the very best they know how, they are perfect….‘Be ye as perfect as ye can,’ for that is all we can do, though it is written, ‘Be ye perfect as your Father who is in heaven is perfect.’ To be as perfect as we possibly can, according to our knowledge, is to be just as perfect as our Father in heaven is. He cannot be any more perfect than He knows how, any more than we. When we are doing as well as we know how in the sphere and station which we occupy here, we are justified.”
Some of you may know that I am a court reporter by profession. It is my job to capture verbatim deposition testimony as well as court proceedings. I have two certifications to my name. The first I received in 1993. I had to take a test; four-voice dictation at 200 wpm, transcribed with 98-percent accuracy. The other certification came after I took a three-part test, the last of which was a two-voice dictation at 225 wpm. My family will tell you that I have told them that they are to keep those certifications active until I draw my last breath. I am not interested in taking those tests again!
In the spring of 2005, I took a job in Fresno Superior Court. I had to sign a contract stating that I would write “realtime” for any judge for whom I worked. There were about 36 judges at that time, none of whom I knew. The day before I took that job, I actually had a dream that I was giving birth. I was very anxious about having my imperfections there for all to see. Well, okay, so just some judges. But have you seen how mean judges are on TV? They call this “writing naked” for good reason. Have any of you read closed captioning on television or the movies? This is done by court reporters or captioners who are capturing extremely difficult, rapidly spoken words. I confess that I often get a chuckle at some of the mistakes that are made by the captioners. But I have great respect for these professionals, and I know that their job is really hard and many people benefit from their effort to get it as accurately as possible.
Anyway, I had that court job nearly a year and a half and loved it. Some days my writing was really good; other days it was embarrassingly bad. We had at least one judge who spoke like that guy in the old FedEx commercial years ago. I received compliments from several of the judges. They loved having the ability to read the proceedings as they were occurring. Whenever an attorney would object, the judge just had to look at his or her computer screen to review what had transpired before the objection and then make a ruling. It saved a lot of time. They had good things to say about my skill. And did I puff up with pride and accept that as my due? Of course not! Being a true LDS woman, I had a running monologue in my head that said things like, “Oh, no way. Doesn’t the judge know I’m really bad? I’m a fraud! I hope they never get to see a REAL realtime reporter’s work,” etc.
Darryl has been after me for a long time since I returned to the deposition arena, even conspiring with some of the agencies who hire me, to start accepting realtime jobs. That means I would hook up my laptop, which is already hooked up to my steno machine, to the computers of others in the proceedings. It is very daunting. But what really holds me back is that my brain has convinced me that I must be perfect in every way BEFORE I can write realtime. Will that day ever happen? Of course not. But what I learned when I was a realtime reporter in court is that my writing was better when I knew that I was not the only one seeing it before it was edited. The judge was “watching.” I can promise you that my writing was the best it has ever been. And I know that will happen again. I am in the process of preparing to be a realtime reporter again, and it scares the daylights out of me. Not because I can’t do it; intellectually, I know that I can, but because it’s going to be hard. It will require all my concentration, my willingness to accept the mistakes I will make and find better ways to write. I will have to practice. Even after 16 years as a reporter, I need to practice. Because what is the saying? “Practice makes perfect.” Now, what I really wish I had was a “sacrament” to take after each week’s work, to renew my promises to be a better reporter next week…
When I joined the Church at age 15, I was barely familiar with the Book of Mormon. I had a tender testimony that required study and learning and prayer and mighty doses of the Holy Ghost. I was blessed with phenomenal teachers and leaders who helped me to nurture my testimony. When I was 16, I received my patriarchal blessing, where I was told that I had a testimony at an early age that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is true, and that that testimony would carry me through the temptations and trials I would face. Boy, if I had been given a glimpse of what I would face over the next 30 years, I think I might have run the other way! But a regular reading of my patriarchal blessing has reminded me that the Lord DID have more than a glimpse, and He was encouraging me to hang on for the ride.
I have learned over the years that I need to continue to “practice” being a Latter-day Saint. I struggle with reading my scriptures and praying…why? Not because I don’t believe in the power of scriptures and in prayer, but because that awful monologue comes back and tries to tell me that I’m not worthy enough, I’m not good enough, the Lord doesn’t want to hear me whine again. But when I DO read the scriptures, my mind is overwhelmed with absolute certainty that these are the word of God. My heart swells with love for Heavenly Father and with a desire to be a better daughter. I realize how much I miss Him and want to be with Him forever. And sometimes when I pray in private, I feel overcome with emotion. I remember that God loves me. That He WANTS to hear from me and that He misses me too. So I realize that practice makes perfect, well, it is a divinely inspired quote. If I practice living the Gospel, I will become more perfect every day. I will never BE perfect in this life, but thankfully, the Atonement of Jesus Christ is there to help me complete the process of perfection. I just need to keep practicing. And practicing. And practicing…..
Bruce R. McConkie said:
“We begin to keep the commandments today, and we keep more of them tomorrow, and we go from grace to grace, up the steps of the ladder, and we thus improve and perfect our souls. We can become perfect in some minor things….and so degree by degree and step by step we start out on the course to perfection with the objective of becoming perfect as God our Heavenly Father is perfect, in which eventuality we become inheritors of eternal life in his kingdom.”
He also said:
“I think we ought to have hope; I think we ought to have rejoicing. We can talk about the principles of salvation and say how many there are and how people have to meet these standards. And it may thereby seem hard and difficult and beyond the capacity of mortals so to obtain. But we need not take that approach. We ought to realize that we have the same appetites and passions that all of the saints and righteous people had in the dispensations that have gone before. They were no different than we are. They overcame the flesh.”
So, no, I am not perfect. But I want to obey the Lord’s command to BE perfect, and I remembered that this morning as I partook of the sacrament; my opportunity to renew my covenants made at baptism to take upon myself the name of Christ. And I hope that this week I will be just a little better than last week. And so on.
I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.
Friday, February 20, 2009
My Miserable Mid-Life Crisis
WARNING: This blog uses a naughty word. Read at your own peril.
I spent a sleepless night some time back fretting. And pacing.
I gave up caffeine for Lent (no, not really... just gave it up) several weeks ago... and have been feeling pretty good. Usually sleep better, but the other night was difficult. I was on duty, and when I went to bed, I tossed and turned all night, and never slept. Heart pounding, mind racing... all the symptoms of acute caffeine poisoning without the actual caffeine. :(
About my 43rd lap around the apparatus bay (it's about the size of 1/2 of a football field), it dawned on me why they call it a "Mid-Life Crisis." I'm mid-life. And I'm in crisis. And I have no idea how I got to this point in my perpetual train-wreck of a life. Well, that's not totally true. I do, I guess. I got here by one heaping failure after another.
In my youth, I had wide-eyed hopes. Dreams. Aspirations. Goals. And I don't think I've accomplished many... if any... of them in the decades since. It always amuses me when my wife (or anyone else) talks about my "many accomplishments." I don't see them. I see 51 years of unwavering failure. 51 years of regrets, heartache, sadness and sorrow. I see children who I love with all that I am, who no longer speak to me, or want me to be their father. I see grandchildren that I'll probably never have the chance to know... because of nothing more than the mean-spiritedness of their parents. Did *I* raise them that way? Was I really that bad of a dad? What crime did I commit besides trying desperately to keep my emotional head above water to merit being treated like this?
I'm truly baffled here... my step children's father physically, verbally, and emotionally abused them for years and made their lives a living Hell before he ultimately took his own life and abandoned them forever. And yet, most of them still love him and miss him... and despise me. I love my children with all my heart... and they want nothing to do with me. What's wrong with this picture? Oh, wait. I already know. I'm a loser. And a colossal disappointment. I tried to recover from the unbelievable pain of losing my family and my children when I went through my last divorce by pouring myself into "doing it right" with the next family who was unfortunate enough to be in my life-path. The first kids resented me for not being there for them... the new set of kids resented me for.. being there for them. Lose-lose all the way around. Now neither set speaks to me.
Around my 67th lap around the apparatus bay, I came to the realization that not only do I have no clue what went so terribly wrong in my life, but I have no clue where I'm going or how to fix it, either. I'm kind of like Tom Hanks at the end of "Castaway," where he finds himself at a crossroads on a very lonely stretch of road... trying to decide which way to go (except for the fact that he has money, no kids, and his whole life ahead of him). One way leads, hopefully, to happiness. One way to continued failure and despair. And then there's the knowledge.. the SURE knowledge... that no matter WHAT road I take... it won't be the one I want.
Everything that I've touched in my life, with very few exceptions, has turned to crap. Everything. Marriages, children, professions, possessions, interpersonal relationships... doesn't really matter. It's all a colossal steaming pile. I spend most days trying to figure out what great cosmic competition my poor wife failed so as to be stuck with ME as the consolation prize. I truly feel desperately sorry for her. She is stuck with me, and more than likely BECAUSE of me, has no friends. Of course, neither do I. Not really. Haven't had for years.
Oh, now don't get your panties in a wad. I have long-distance-we-really-like-you-because-we've-never-met-you-in-person friends. But they don't count. Not really. The only real friends that count are the ones that are actually, physically HERE for you. The kind who can sense that you're in pain, and who take you out to lunch so they can kick your butt back into normalcy. The kind who can quietly listen to you pour your heart and soul out, and who have a tear of empathy in their eye when you're done... but who don't then try to "fix" you.
I haven't had a lot of luck with Best Friends. The best friend I ever had turned on me 12 years ago. Had a traffic ticket I hadn't paid... slipped my mind. He was the city manager. So one day, out of the blue, he had 2 detectives come to arrest me in front of my house.. handcuffs and all... in front of my children. That was his intentional plan. For a traffic ticket. Fortunately for me, his wife called me and tipped me off, and I scampered down to City Hall to pay it before returning home that day. When I got home, there they were... waiting for me. They (and he, who was probably waiting in the bushes with binoculars, I'm sure) were truly disappointed that I had paid the ticket. And this man was my best friend for over 16 years. We hung out together, worked together, went camping together... we did everything together. He was the brother I never had. And he turned on me in the blink of an eye... for what reason I still don't know to this day. That's a succinct encapsulation of my life so far. Loss. Betrayal. More loss. More betrayal. Both being betrayed, and betraying others. Having your guts ripped out on a regular basis.. both by things done to you, and things you know you have done to others you love... for reasons not even you really understand.
Tried counseling... a bunch of times. Went all the way through Impact... a "self-realization-find-the child-within-through-three-different-sets-of-three-20-hour-days-of-sleep-deprivation-intensive-group-therapy"program that managed to simultaneously strip you of your dignity, your emotional baggage AND your life savings in one fell swoop. Felt good for a while. For a while, I felt like I actually had some worth as a human being. And then I woke up. Then it all came crashing back. Went through 6 years of therapy during my second marriage after which the therapist actually threw me out. Told me nothing was wrong with me anymore. And so, of course, more therapy during my third. Boy, THAT was a trip.
Poor Zoobie therapist at LDS Social Services. What a lost little lamb. LOL!!!! He didn't know WHAT to do with me. He was a Bishopric Wannabe, died-in-the-wool-wearing-the-uniform product of LDS Higher Education. He was adorable. :) This guy would've looked at a can of Diet Coke the way most people would look at a bag of uncut Cocaine.
He came up with a great therapeutic "assignment." He had me list those things that I had "lost" in my life. 2 1/2 pages of single-spaced itemized heartbreak later, he stared at me with those "wow, they never prepared me for THIS" eyes, and said, "I don't know how you're still standing upright." No shit, Sherlock. Me neither. That's why I'm HERE. I honestly believe that by the time I was done with him, HE was in therapy.
I discovered one valuable thing during that foray into the Jungian forest though... came in the form of an epiphamy right in the middle of listening to a droning clot of graduate school textbook 'talk-therapy' wisdom: I'm angry. As soon as the thought struck me, I started weeping inconsolably. Kinda freaked Zoobie-boy out. I think he was trying desperately to remember what masterful thing he had just said that had triggered such a huge "break-through." I was ANGRY.
I know. Pretty profound. And not just your everyday "My bra's on backwards" annoyance or petty irritability, mind you... but Cosmic Angry. Angry at God. Angry at life. Angry at the poor waitress at Denny's who had the audacity to give me eggs that were over easy instead of over medium. Angry at people I didn't even know. Angry at the frustrating nothingness that is Hell-bent on cheating me out of a cogent thing to be angry AT. Just all-consuming anger. And not the "over-the-top" sociopathic shoot-you-in-the-head-road-rage angry. The more insideous kind. The kind that's always right there... smoldering just under the surface, ready for one more playful shriek to trigger your already-metal-on-metal sensitivities and meltdown. Angry when I see anonymous best friends laughing, playing, spending time with each other... knowing that I'll never have that in my life.
Wow. This is waxing morose. I'm even depressing ME, and I started OUT depressed. That's quite a feat! But I digress.
The only thing worse than the anger is the feeling... of nothing at all. An all-encompassing numbness, mixed with a generous helping of emptiness. It's the feeling of overwhelming abandonment. Of isolation. Of desolation. Of... hopelessness.
I guess that's it in a nutshell. Hopelessness. Hopelessness secondary to Infinite Cosmic Anger. Sounds like a diagnosis from House, or a pronouncement from the Genie in Aladdin, I can't make up my mind which. The feeling that no matter what you do, you won't be able to "fix" anything. Ever.
Your stomach will never stop hurting. You'll never stop feeling tired and weary and beaten up. You'll never get a home of your own. You'll never get a job. You'll never pay off your back taxes. You'll never be out of debt. Your children will never love you. Your wife will never respect you. Your Bishop will never look at you with anything more than nervous discomfort before he skittles off in another direction... ANY direction... away from you.
You'll never be happy. Ever. Worlds without end.
The ever-pervasive "I'm-So-Done-With-This-Life-I-Just-Wanna-Go-Home" hopelessness has helped me understand what both Hell and Satan are like. As awful and overwhelming as it is to realize that NONE of your hopes, dreams, or yearnings will ever be achieved, it is second only to the soul-stabbing misery whose hunger for company seems to rise in direct proportion to the amount of pain one is in.
OK. I better stop. Stepping in front of a commuter train is looking pretty damn good to me right now.
I spent a sleepless night some time back fretting. And pacing.
I gave up caffeine for Lent (no, not really... just gave it up) several weeks ago... and have been feeling pretty good. Usually sleep better, but the other night was difficult. I was on duty, and when I went to bed, I tossed and turned all night, and never slept. Heart pounding, mind racing... all the symptoms of acute caffeine poisoning without the actual caffeine. :(
About my 43rd lap around the apparatus bay (it's about the size of 1/2 of a football field), it dawned on me why they call it a "Mid-Life Crisis." I'm mid-life. And I'm in crisis. And I have no idea how I got to this point in my perpetual train-wreck of a life. Well, that's not totally true. I do, I guess. I got here by one heaping failure after another.
In my youth, I had wide-eyed hopes. Dreams. Aspirations. Goals. And I don't think I've accomplished many... if any... of them in the decades since. It always amuses me when my wife (or anyone else) talks about my "many accomplishments." I don't see them. I see 51 years of unwavering failure. 51 years of regrets, heartache, sadness and sorrow. I see children who I love with all that I am, who no longer speak to me, or want me to be their father. I see grandchildren that I'll probably never have the chance to know... because of nothing more than the mean-spiritedness of their parents. Did *I* raise them that way? Was I really that bad of a dad? What crime did I commit besides trying desperately to keep my emotional head above water to merit being treated like this?
I'm truly baffled here... my step children's father physically, verbally, and emotionally abused them for years and made their lives a living Hell before he ultimately took his own life and abandoned them forever. And yet, most of them still love him and miss him... and despise me. I love my children with all my heart... and they want nothing to do with me. What's wrong with this picture? Oh, wait. I already know. I'm a loser. And a colossal disappointment. I tried to recover from the unbelievable pain of losing my family and my children when I went through my last divorce by pouring myself into "doing it right" with the next family who was unfortunate enough to be in my life-path. The first kids resented me for not being there for them... the new set of kids resented me for.. being there for them. Lose-lose all the way around. Now neither set speaks to me.
Around my 67th lap around the apparatus bay, I came to the realization that not only do I have no clue what went so terribly wrong in my life, but I have no clue where I'm going or how to fix it, either. I'm kind of like Tom Hanks at the end of "Castaway," where he finds himself at a crossroads on a very lonely stretch of road... trying to decide which way to go (except for the fact that he has money, no kids, and his whole life ahead of him). One way leads, hopefully, to happiness. One way to continued failure and despair. And then there's the knowledge.. the SURE knowledge... that no matter WHAT road I take... it won't be the one I want.
Everything that I've touched in my life, with very few exceptions, has turned to crap. Everything. Marriages, children, professions, possessions, interpersonal relationships... doesn't really matter. It's all a colossal steaming pile. I spend most days trying to figure out what great cosmic competition my poor wife failed so as to be stuck with ME as the consolation prize. I truly feel desperately sorry for her. She is stuck with me, and more than likely BECAUSE of me, has no friends. Of course, neither do I. Not really. Haven't had for years.
Oh, now don't get your panties in a wad. I have long-distance-we-really-like-you-because-we've-never-met-you-in-person friends. But they don't count. Not really. The only real friends that count are the ones that are actually, physically HERE for you. The kind who can sense that you're in pain, and who take you out to lunch so they can kick your butt back into normalcy. The kind who can quietly listen to you pour your heart and soul out, and who have a tear of empathy in their eye when you're done... but who don't then try to "fix" you.
I haven't had a lot of luck with Best Friends. The best friend I ever had turned on me 12 years ago. Had a traffic ticket I hadn't paid... slipped my mind. He was the city manager. So one day, out of the blue, he had 2 detectives come to arrest me in front of my house.. handcuffs and all... in front of my children. That was his intentional plan. For a traffic ticket. Fortunately for me, his wife called me and tipped me off, and I scampered down to City Hall to pay it before returning home that day. When I got home, there they were... waiting for me. They (and he, who was probably waiting in the bushes with binoculars, I'm sure) were truly disappointed that I had paid the ticket. And this man was my best friend for over 16 years. We hung out together, worked together, went camping together... we did everything together. He was the brother I never had. And he turned on me in the blink of an eye... for what reason I still don't know to this day. That's a succinct encapsulation of my life so far. Loss. Betrayal. More loss. More betrayal. Both being betrayed, and betraying others. Having your guts ripped out on a regular basis.. both by things done to you, and things you know you have done to others you love... for reasons not even you really understand.
Tried counseling... a bunch of times. Went all the way through Impact... a "self-realization-find-the child-within-through-three-different-sets-of-three-20-hour-days-of-sleep-deprivation-intensive-group-therapy"program that managed to simultaneously strip you of your dignity, your emotional baggage AND your life savings in one fell swoop. Felt good for a while. For a while, I felt like I actually had some worth as a human being. And then I woke up. Then it all came crashing back. Went through 6 years of therapy during my second marriage after which the therapist actually threw me out. Told me nothing was wrong with me anymore. And so, of course, more therapy during my third. Boy, THAT was a trip.
Poor Zoobie therapist at LDS Social Services. What a lost little lamb. LOL!!!! He didn't know WHAT to do with me. He was a Bishopric Wannabe, died-in-the-wool-wearing-the-uniform product of LDS Higher Education. He was adorable. :) This guy would've looked at a can of Diet Coke the way most people would look at a bag of uncut Cocaine.
He came up with a great therapeutic "assignment." He had me list those things that I had "lost" in my life. 2 1/2 pages of single-spaced itemized heartbreak later, he stared at me with those "wow, they never prepared me for THIS" eyes, and said, "I don't know how you're still standing upright." No shit, Sherlock. Me neither. That's why I'm HERE. I honestly believe that by the time I was done with him, HE was in therapy.
I discovered one valuable thing during that foray into the Jungian forest though... came in the form of an epiphamy right in the middle of listening to a droning clot of graduate school textbook 'talk-therapy' wisdom: I'm angry. As soon as the thought struck me, I started weeping inconsolably. Kinda freaked Zoobie-boy out. I think he was trying desperately to remember what masterful thing he had just said that had triggered such a huge "break-through." I was ANGRY.
I know. Pretty profound. And not just your everyday "My bra's on backwards" annoyance or petty irritability, mind you... but Cosmic Angry. Angry at God. Angry at life. Angry at the poor waitress at Denny's who had the audacity to give me eggs that were over easy instead of over medium. Angry at people I didn't even know. Angry at the frustrating nothingness that is Hell-bent on cheating me out of a cogent thing to be angry AT. Just all-consuming anger. And not the "over-the-top" sociopathic shoot-you-in-the-head-road-rage angry. The more insideous kind. The kind that's always right there... smoldering just under the surface, ready for one more playful shriek to trigger your already-metal-on-metal sensitivities and meltdown. Angry when I see anonymous best friends laughing, playing, spending time with each other... knowing that I'll never have that in my life.
Wow. This is waxing morose. I'm even depressing ME, and I started OUT depressed. That's quite a feat! But I digress.
The only thing worse than the anger is the feeling... of nothing at all. An all-encompassing numbness, mixed with a generous helping of emptiness. It's the feeling of overwhelming abandonment. Of isolation. Of desolation. Of... hopelessness.
I guess that's it in a nutshell. Hopelessness. Hopelessness secondary to Infinite Cosmic Anger. Sounds like a diagnosis from House, or a pronouncement from the Genie in Aladdin, I can't make up my mind which. The feeling that no matter what you do, you won't be able to "fix" anything. Ever.
Your stomach will never stop hurting. You'll never stop feeling tired and weary and beaten up. You'll never get a home of your own. You'll never get a job. You'll never pay off your back taxes. You'll never be out of debt. Your children will never love you. Your wife will never respect you. Your Bishop will never look at you with anything more than nervous discomfort before he skittles off in another direction... ANY direction... away from you.
You'll never be happy. Ever. Worlds without end.
The ever-pervasive "I'm-So-Done-With-This-Life-I-Just-Wanna-Go-Home" hopelessness has helped me understand what both Hell and Satan are like. As awful and overwhelming as it is to realize that NONE of your hopes, dreams, or yearnings will ever be achieved, it is second only to the soul-stabbing misery whose hunger for company seems to rise in direct proportion to the amount of pain one is in.
OK. I better stop. Stepping in front of a commuter train is looking pretty damn good to me right now.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
When do people just get along?
We had a bit of drama around here this past week. Because I have personally been hurt by someone else who used names and particulars in a rant on that "someone's" blog, I will leave out the pertinent details so as not to offend, embarrass, or slander.
That said, I will say once again that I will never wish to be back in high school. One of my children has had the misfortune of being named in a rumor (probably more than once) which has been embarrassing as well as hurtful. Said child also has a "friend" who is really a drama queen in disguise (though just barely). She seems to find it absolutely necessary to run to my child whenever she learns something that has the slightest thing to do with my child; whether that something is beneficial for my child to know or not. I've learned in my years that it's not necessary to tell everyone everyTHING. Sometimes it's a kindness to NOT share things you know or hear or even feel. It's really best to take it on a case-by-case basis. For instance, last year someone called me right after the Pinewood Derby, which Scott had won, miracle of miracles. Turns out this caller (she says) overheard two of the other dads complaining about how Scott and his dad had cheated and, boy, they were gonna tell the bishop, and he was gonna fix it! It got my hubby all riled up (there was no cheating, thankyouverymuch!) and had him running to the bishop to make sure his character was not defamed. Of course, we don't know who the mystery men were, nor did this make the caller and me friends (she never particularly noticed me after that). It was kind of a chance for her to be in the center of a drama that really didn't need to go any farther than her overhearing it and rolling her eyes privately.
Anyway, that's old news. Most recently one of my kids had a little get together at our house and invited everyone. Several kids did come, and they all seemed to have a good time. One person who did not come told my child that that person's parents were "uncomfortable" with their child coming to our house. First, if that were true, why would you tell that to your "friend"? How could that be anything but embarrassing and hurtful? And secondly, if it were not true, wouldn't you think you could come up with a kinder lie?
Unfortunately, in a moment of hurt and anger, my hubby wrote an e-mail to the parents of the offending person, who were unhappy about it and confronted their child, who denied saying any such thing. And I didn't know about the e-mail until we both received a reply from one of the parents. Thankfully, these parents were never too friendly to us in the past, so not much will change, but still... And one of the parents is in a leadership role at church, which can only be awkward.
And then we get a call on Tuesday night, asking Lauren, Lindsay, Darryl, and me to speak in church on Sunday. Our topic is Chapters 11, 12, and 13 of 3 Nephi. Since I recently finished teaching a Book of Mormon course this past year, I'm pretty excited about the prospect of delving into this much-loved book of scripture. I just hope we can do justice. Well, let me amend that. Darryl WILL do justice; the girls will probably do a great job; me, I dunno.
Right now it's a Thursday, almost noon, and I am sitting in a very empty, very QUIET house. I think the silence is echoing :) It is amazing how therapeutic it is to spend a few hours alone. Of course, work has been pretty dead, and I really don't feel like working on what little I have to do. So here's my effort for the day.
That said, I will say once again that I will never wish to be back in high school. One of my children has had the misfortune of being named in a rumor (probably more than once) which has been embarrassing as well as hurtful. Said child also has a "friend" who is really a drama queen in disguise (though just barely). She seems to find it absolutely necessary to run to my child whenever she learns something that has the slightest thing to do with my child; whether that something is beneficial for my child to know or not. I've learned in my years that it's not necessary to tell everyone everyTHING. Sometimes it's a kindness to NOT share things you know or hear or even feel. It's really best to take it on a case-by-case basis. For instance, last year someone called me right after the Pinewood Derby, which Scott had won, miracle of miracles. Turns out this caller (she says) overheard two of the other dads complaining about how Scott and his dad had cheated and, boy, they were gonna tell the bishop, and he was gonna fix it! It got my hubby all riled up (there was no cheating, thankyouverymuch!) and had him running to the bishop to make sure his character was not defamed. Of course, we don't know who the mystery men were, nor did this make the caller and me friends (she never particularly noticed me after that). It was kind of a chance for her to be in the center of a drama that really didn't need to go any farther than her overhearing it and rolling her eyes privately.
Anyway, that's old news. Most recently one of my kids had a little get together at our house and invited everyone. Several kids did come, and they all seemed to have a good time. One person who did not come told my child that that person's parents were "uncomfortable" with their child coming to our house. First, if that were true, why would you tell that to your "friend"? How could that be anything but embarrassing and hurtful? And secondly, if it were not true, wouldn't you think you could come up with a kinder lie?
Unfortunately, in a moment of hurt and anger, my hubby wrote an e-mail to the parents of the offending person, who were unhappy about it and confronted their child, who denied saying any such thing. And I didn't know about the e-mail until we both received a reply from one of the parents. Thankfully, these parents were never too friendly to us in the past, so not much will change, but still... And one of the parents is in a leadership role at church, which can only be awkward.
And then we get a call on Tuesday night, asking Lauren, Lindsay, Darryl, and me to speak in church on Sunday. Our topic is Chapters 11, 12, and 13 of 3 Nephi. Since I recently finished teaching a Book of Mormon course this past year, I'm pretty excited about the prospect of delving into this much-loved book of scripture. I just hope we can do justice. Well, let me amend that. Darryl WILL do justice; the girls will probably do a great job; me, I dunno.
Right now it's a Thursday, almost noon, and I am sitting in a very empty, very QUIET house. I think the silence is echoing :) It is amazing how therapeutic it is to spend a few hours alone. Of course, work has been pretty dead, and I really don't feel like working on what little I have to do. So here's my effort for the day.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Cupid's Target
Today is Valentine’s Day. It’s really all about the marketing opportunity for retailers anymore, but I have to admit that I’m really glad I have a Valentine, and that I *am* someone’s Valentine (thank goodness it’s the same person, because THAT would be awkward!)
We’re quickly closing in on 12 years of marriage. I know that Darryl will agree with me when I say that they have been 12 really hard years. Mind you, the 12 years have not been hard BECAUSE of our marriage. In fact, if we hadn’t had each other for the past 12 years, while going through so much heartache and frustration, I can’t imagine the awful place we’d be right now.
So I’m going to tell you about my Valentine, my best friend, the love of my life. He’s awfully hard on himself, and most recently he’s taken sort of a beating from a family member, so I want to make sure to set the record straight.
Darryl is one of the most talented people I have ever known. He is a great photographer; a self-taught programmer in several programming languages; he served a mission in Japan and would take very little effort, I believe, to return to his near-native fluency; he has been an Intermediate Paramedic and is soon going to be recertified at the same level; he delivered our two babies at home – I can’t speak enough about how amazing those experiences were; he is a fantastic cook (if he leaves the stale potato chips off the casserole); he has a vast knowledge of the Gospel and has been able to answer so many questions and has been a tremendous help to the missionaries.
Darryl took me on, an “aged” 35-year-old mother of five kids. He took on my kids with their assorted issues and needs, and he never ran away, no matter how hard it got. There have been many times that he has been the better parent and has been able to help me deal with a sticky issue. I never realized before that I was doing it all by myself, something I wouldn’t recommend to anyone. We argue over which is the more thankless job: stepfather or stepmother. His children made their feelings known pretty thoroughly, so I don’t really feel like a stepmother anymore. But even when I was, I only had six months of actually having one of the stepchildren living in the home. So I guess, for our family, Darryl wins that contest :)
What’s really weird is that Darryl thinks he’s a waste of space. It makes me so sad. He has made such a contribution to the world during his short life (so far), and I look forward to seeing what’s next for him. The best thing, for me, is he is the most entertaining person. We talk and laugh and generally have a great time when we are together. We go out a lot, whether it’s for lunch or for a real date night. My life before was kind of like a dry desert; there was no talking and no sharing.
I am so grateful that we found each other and that we are able to share our 13th Valentine’s Day. I hope there are many other Valentine’s Days to come :) I love Darryl with all my heart and feel grateful that he's been mine for all these years. Heavenly Father loves me, and my Valentine tells me so :)
We’re quickly closing in on 12 years of marriage. I know that Darryl will agree with me when I say that they have been 12 really hard years. Mind you, the 12 years have not been hard BECAUSE of our marriage. In fact, if we hadn’t had each other for the past 12 years, while going through so much heartache and frustration, I can’t imagine the awful place we’d be right now.
So I’m going to tell you about my Valentine, my best friend, the love of my life. He’s awfully hard on himself, and most recently he’s taken sort of a beating from a family member, so I want to make sure to set the record straight.
Darryl is one of the most talented people I have ever known. He is a great photographer; a self-taught programmer in several programming languages; he served a mission in Japan and would take very little effort, I believe, to return to his near-native fluency; he has been an Intermediate Paramedic and is soon going to be recertified at the same level; he delivered our two babies at home – I can’t speak enough about how amazing those experiences were; he is a fantastic cook (if he leaves the stale potato chips off the casserole); he has a vast knowledge of the Gospel and has been able to answer so many questions and has been a tremendous help to the missionaries.
Darryl took me on, an “aged” 35-year-old mother of five kids. He took on my kids with their assorted issues and needs, and he never ran away, no matter how hard it got. There have been many times that he has been the better parent and has been able to help me deal with a sticky issue. I never realized before that I was doing it all by myself, something I wouldn’t recommend to anyone. We argue over which is the more thankless job: stepfather or stepmother. His children made their feelings known pretty thoroughly, so I don’t really feel like a stepmother anymore. But even when I was, I only had six months of actually having one of the stepchildren living in the home. So I guess, for our family, Darryl wins that contest :)
What’s really weird is that Darryl thinks he’s a waste of space. It makes me so sad. He has made such a contribution to the world during his short life (so far), and I look forward to seeing what’s next for him. The best thing, for me, is he is the most entertaining person. We talk and laugh and generally have a great time when we are together. We go out a lot, whether it’s for lunch or for a real date night. My life before was kind of like a dry desert; there was no talking and no sharing.
I am so grateful that we found each other and that we are able to share our 13th Valentine’s Day. I hope there are many other Valentine’s Days to come :) I love Darryl with all my heart and feel grateful that he's been mine for all these years. Heavenly Father loves me, and my Valentine tells me so :)
Saturday, February 7, 2009
The Honda 2010 "Atonement" Model
I love it when the sister missionaries come over. :)
They graced us with their presence this past week to deliver a message and to seek some help with an investigator they've been dealing with. This particular woman who they were teaching was from an Evangelical background, and told them that our religion could NOT be true because we "required works," which, according to her, "cheapened what Jesus did for us on the cross."
Now. If you've ever been a missionary before, this was definitely not a new argument. We used to hear it all the time, especially in San Diego, right before I came home. Long the stronghold of consumate anti-Mormon Walter Martin, that particular area had a large and disturbingly frothy following of his, including one passionate but misguided soul who actually started chasing my companion and I down the street one day when we rode by on our bikes, waving his Bible at us like a weapon, and shouting. Much to my companion's dismay, I stopped. He had long since come to know this about me... even then, I couldn't resist a great "discussion." He circled back around, rolling his eyes, and pulled up for the show. :)
This individual's argument was precisely the same as the woman that the sister missionaries were teaching... not even a syllable had changed... and it goes something like this: "The gospel that we as a Church teach as the 'true, restored gospel of Jesus Christ' can't be, because it relies on a 'works theology' as opposed to 'what the Bible teaches...' and that our insistence that obedience is necessary cheapens the value of the Gift of the Atonement given to us by the Savior." Apparently, the only way we can truly appreciate the great gift of the Atonement, is to be totally disobedient. And as ludicrous as it may sound, this was precisely the ideology of many of the Great Reformers, namely Martin Luther.k But I digress.
As I was sharing some ideas with the sister missionaries about how to handle this, an analogy popped into my head which really speaks to this idea of our obedience "cheapening" the work of Christ in the Atonement. I shared it with the missionaries, and they became very excited about using it with this woman the next time they saw her. I share it with you now, in case you have a modicum of interest. The reality is that if I don't commit this to writing, I'll forget it in a few days given the sorry state of my memory lately. :(
So.
Imagine your self as a newly-minted 16 year old on your birthday... full of excitement... full of passion for life... sure in your knowledge that you're going to somehow change the world. As your birthday celebration reaches its' peak, your parents lovingly take you aside and ask you to close your eyes. You do so in eager anticipation of what they might have in store for you... what will it be?
When they finally give you permission to open your eyes, you find yourself standing in front of your dream car. A brand new Honda (yes, this is a "green" analogy) 2010 model hybrid... in your favorite color... with a huge red bow on top!!! They hand you the keys, hold you tight, and tell you how much they love you.
In the midst of your shrieking and squeeling with delight and gratitude, your father arches one eyebrow and says, "you know... this does come with some strings." Uh oh. What does he mean?
"We know you are a good student... we've watched you for a long time. We know you could never afford this on your own, so we are giving this to you as a free gift. No payments, no taxes, no insurance, we'll cover everything."
The daughter, now grinning ear to ear, says "So... what are the strings?"
The father smiles back and says, "The only strings are that you obey the rules of the road."
"That's ALL? Of course I will!" the daughter exclaims.
Many of those in the world reject the Doctrine of Salvation as taught in the Bible and the Book of Mormon because they do not understand the nature of covenants with the Lord. There are those, for instance, who would point to this analogy and claim that by putting ANY conditions on the gift of this brand new car, that it "cheapens" or "demeans" the value of the gift itself. This is not the nature of covenants. Covenants are never "free." They are never one-sided. Covenants with God are always two-sided. And they NEVER degrade, diminish, or cheapen the Lord's side of the covenant.
Now... imagine how that loving father and mother would have reacted if the child had thrown a fit, pouted, and shouted at them, "How COULD you! This brand new car is worth NOTHING if I have to obey TRAFFIC rules! I want to drive any way I WANT!"
Imagine the loving, patient, yet concerned father trying to explain to his now-hysterical daughter, "Sweetheart... I put that condition on you to keep you SAFE... to make sure that you will be HAPPY and to ensure that you return home safely to us at the end of the day!"
"I don't CARE. If you make me do that, this gift is worth NOTHING to me."
Can anyone imagine behaving this way in the face of receiving such a magnanimous and generous gift? Yet, in their lost and ignorant state, this is the attitude of Apostate Christianity when it comes to the greatest gift given to mankind.
In the case of the atonement, Paul's epistle to the Hebrews clearly and irrefutably lays out the covenant relationship that exists with the atonement, and the conditions upon which we become partakers of that great gift:
"And being made perfect, He [Christ] became the author of eternal salvation to all them that obey Him." (Heb 5:9)
THAT is what the Bible teaches about the atonement and obedience.
If we are obedient, He is the author of our eternal Salvation. If we obey the rules of the road, He has given us the most magnificent brand new car we could ever hope for. If we disobey the rules of the road, we risk losing that precious gift in a painful "accident" that could "total" our precious new car, and inflict permanent and devastating injury to our eternal souls.
In His omniscience, Heavenly Father has given us "rules of the road" to keep us safe, to help us be truly happy, and to be able to return to Him at the end of the day. They are there because He loves us, and knows what kinds of treacherous conditions exist on the freeways of our lives.
Remember. Satan and his angels don't drive so well.
They graced us with their presence this past week to deliver a message and to seek some help with an investigator they've been dealing with. This particular woman who they were teaching was from an Evangelical background, and told them that our religion could NOT be true because we "required works," which, according to her, "cheapened what Jesus did for us on the cross."
Now. If you've ever been a missionary before, this was definitely not a new argument. We used to hear it all the time, especially in San Diego, right before I came home. Long the stronghold of consumate anti-Mormon Walter Martin, that particular area had a large and disturbingly frothy following of his, including one passionate but misguided soul who actually started chasing my companion and I down the street one day when we rode by on our bikes, waving his Bible at us like a weapon, and shouting. Much to my companion's dismay, I stopped. He had long since come to know this about me... even then, I couldn't resist a great "discussion." He circled back around, rolling his eyes, and pulled up for the show. :)
This individual's argument was precisely the same as the woman that the sister missionaries were teaching... not even a syllable had changed... and it goes something like this: "The gospel that we as a Church teach as the 'true, restored gospel of Jesus Christ' can't be, because it relies on a 'works theology' as opposed to 'what the Bible teaches...' and that our insistence that obedience is necessary cheapens the value of the Gift of the Atonement given to us by the Savior." Apparently, the only way we can truly appreciate the great gift of the Atonement, is to be totally disobedient. And as ludicrous as it may sound, this was precisely the ideology of many of the Great Reformers, namely Martin Luther.k But I digress.
As I was sharing some ideas with the sister missionaries about how to handle this, an analogy popped into my head which really speaks to this idea of our obedience "cheapening" the work of Christ in the Atonement. I shared it with the missionaries, and they became very excited about using it with this woman the next time they saw her. I share it with you now, in case you have a modicum of interest. The reality is that if I don't commit this to writing, I'll forget it in a few days given the sorry state of my memory lately. :(
So.
Imagine your self as a newly-minted 16 year old on your birthday... full of excitement... full of passion for life... sure in your knowledge that you're going to somehow change the world. As your birthday celebration reaches its' peak, your parents lovingly take you aside and ask you to close your eyes. You do so in eager anticipation of what they might have in store for you... what will it be?
When they finally give you permission to open your eyes, you find yourself standing in front of your dream car. A brand new Honda (yes, this is a "green" analogy) 2010 model hybrid... in your favorite color... with a huge red bow on top!!! They hand you the keys, hold you tight, and tell you how much they love you.
In the midst of your shrieking and squeeling with delight and gratitude, your father arches one eyebrow and says, "you know... this does come with some strings." Uh oh. What does he mean?
"We know you are a good student... we've watched you for a long time. We know you could never afford this on your own, so we are giving this to you as a free gift. No payments, no taxes, no insurance, we'll cover everything."
The daughter, now grinning ear to ear, says "So... what are the strings?"
The father smiles back and says, "The only strings are that you obey the rules of the road."
"That's ALL? Of course I will!" the daughter exclaims.
Many of those in the world reject the Doctrine of Salvation as taught in the Bible and the Book of Mormon because they do not understand the nature of covenants with the Lord. There are those, for instance, who would point to this analogy and claim that by putting ANY conditions on the gift of this brand new car, that it "cheapens" or "demeans" the value of the gift itself. This is not the nature of covenants. Covenants are never "free." They are never one-sided. Covenants with God are always two-sided. And they NEVER degrade, diminish, or cheapen the Lord's side of the covenant.
Now... imagine how that loving father and mother would have reacted if the child had thrown a fit, pouted, and shouted at them, "How COULD you! This brand new car is worth NOTHING if I have to obey TRAFFIC rules! I want to drive any way I WANT!"
Imagine the loving, patient, yet concerned father trying to explain to his now-hysterical daughter, "Sweetheart... I put that condition on you to keep you SAFE... to make sure that you will be HAPPY and to ensure that you return home safely to us at the end of the day!"
"I don't CARE. If you make me do that, this gift is worth NOTHING to me."
Can anyone imagine behaving this way in the face of receiving such a magnanimous and generous gift? Yet, in their lost and ignorant state, this is the attitude of Apostate Christianity when it comes to the greatest gift given to mankind.
In the case of the atonement, Paul's epistle to the Hebrews clearly and irrefutably lays out the covenant relationship that exists with the atonement, and the conditions upon which we become partakers of that great gift:
"And being made perfect, He [Christ] became the author of eternal salvation to all them that obey Him." (Heb 5:9)
THAT is what the Bible teaches about the atonement and obedience.
If we are obedient, He is the author of our eternal Salvation. If we obey the rules of the road, He has given us the most magnificent brand new car we could ever hope for. If we disobey the rules of the road, we risk losing that precious gift in a painful "accident" that could "total" our precious new car, and inflict permanent and devastating injury to our eternal souls.
In His omniscience, Heavenly Father has given us "rules of the road" to keep us safe, to help us be truly happy, and to be able to return to Him at the end of the day. They are there because He loves us, and knows what kinds of treacherous conditions exist on the freeways of our lives.
Remember. Satan and his angels don't drive so well.
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